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It’s only been a year-and-a-half that they haven’t been in school, NBD! When we got the call that schools were closing back in March of 2020, it was a very strange time. At first, it felt a little exciting, to be honest, that the kids were going to get some time off from school. Like a week of snow days. Surely it couldn’t last more than ...
The Naughty Mommy and Me By Heidi Raykeil More often than not, when I tell another mom I write a sex column for moms the first thing they say is: “Sex — …
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The Naughty Mommy. The Naughty Mommy, AKA Heidi Raykeil, is actually a pretty tame mommy that lives and loves in Seattle with her family. Find me on Facebook: The Naughty Mommy or Twitter @TheNaughtyMommy Contact her at: [email protected] View my complete profile.
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The Naughty Mommy : Hi, Love. Hey, before we get started, did you ever take the garbage out? My Man : Um. Yes I did. But I admit that I saw a dead rat out there in the alley by the garbage can and I just left it there. TNM: Wow. YOU are charming. OK, down to business. So what do you think of my columns — do you even read them? MM: I absolutely read some of them. But how do I feel? Some reader sent an email seriously suggesting I get some counseling, which I got a big kick out of. And the fact is the trade-off is good. MM : That nothing makes us feel less naughty than the thought we have to do a chore to get you to consent to have sex with us. Just the other day I was watching an old Blues Clues rerun and I started fantasizing about me and that Steve getting it on. I think he must be a sexual dynamo underneath all those stripes. What about you? Any strange attractions? Then of course, nothing feels wrong about me and Julie Cooper. What was your favorite pre-baby one? MM: Pre-baby: doing you from behind while a lovely stripper fondled your nipples. Post-baby: me fondling your nipples. I have painfully sensitive nipples myself. I have to wear undershirts out of necessity. So I guess I should have some empathy. But dammit! Those used to be mine. MM : My favorite part, then and now, has always been the outside of your thigh one inch up from the knee. MM : Those furious, fast-as-we-can fucks in an alley after closing time. They only lasted two minutes and our clothes never came off, but the threat of being caught made it all so hot. Which sounds a lot like our current sex life, except the alley and the hot part. That we had one of those special loves. Now fetch me some wine. Your email address will not be published. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. TNM : Good answer. Are you hitting on me? TNM: But how else can I get you to clean the bathroom? TNM : You love the nipples. How was that for you when I was nursing? I love it when you cry. MM : Yeah. TNM : Oh, but you should. Hey, what do you miss most about our sex life post-kid? TNM: So, my love , are we really spillproof? Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Search for:.
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